This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My dick has a subreddit
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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