check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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