An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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