I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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