Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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