4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
this hospital has no fireball
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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