all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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