They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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