She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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