just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so much tequila, so little girl.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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