Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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