community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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