nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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