Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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