Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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