ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You're a waste of cheezeits
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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