oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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