He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just gift wrapped bread.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Let's get the cat blown out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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