This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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