its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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