White coat. Heels.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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