I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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