it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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