Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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