just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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