He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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