i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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