his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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