I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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