Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
