That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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