We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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