my mouth tastes like poor choices
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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