he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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