found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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