Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
