if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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