is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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