I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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