so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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