I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
