and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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