WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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