Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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