What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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