She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
