Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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