Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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