I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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