That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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