They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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