Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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