How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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