awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We need to rekindle our bromance
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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