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(973): View more from New Jersey

Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?

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(563): View more from Iowa

Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"

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(219): View more from Indiana

If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes

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(845): View more from New York

Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..

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(512): View more from Texas

the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.

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