But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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