you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
