Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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