: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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