whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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