Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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